CBS is getting desperate

Normally, I don't have really vivid dreams; at least they're not vivid enough for me to remember when I wake up. But I had one the other day that stuck with me and made me laugh in the morning.

So here's my dream. I'm watching TV and CBS is airing some promos for its upcoming lineup. The big show of the new season is called What the Hell, I'm Madonna! It stars Madonna in a reality show in which ordinary people dare Madonna to do crazy things. For example, they show one guy who challenges Madonna to go to Supercuts and get a crappy haircut. Madonna thinks it over carefully, and then utters the eponymous catchphrase, "What the hell, I'm Madonna!"

Sounds like TV gold, if you ask me.